cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

(via phantomofthebookstore)

revolvermonkcelot:

friedcheesemogu:

I feel like I should reblog this every day.

me too

(via mozellmemorieszv)

spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

(via fergussonweblogxz)

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

(via i-caught-the-gay-oops)

braydaaan:

n-eam:

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

(via gender-ception)

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

(via second-left-to-alter-fate)

jealousasshole:


it fuckin better

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

(via supermaniackles)

ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

(via alpinetulip)