i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

thedeadguyintheback:

how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption

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tastefullyoffensive:

Who wore it better? [via]

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

(via goldentrioglee)

kokoopa:

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

let’s play a game.
it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.
kokoopa:

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

let’s play a game.
it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.
kokoopa:

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

let’s play a game.
it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.

kokoopa:

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

let’s play a game.

it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.

(via goldentrioglee)

raydayton:

(x) raydayton:

(x) raydayton:

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ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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(via fuck-my-life-i-want-food)

sindohan:

people who say ”romantic love is what makes you human!!!!” are actually right. aromantic people are, in fact, gods in disguise, traveling in the human world to observe and study the humans and their weakpoints, in order to eventually eliminate them all and take over their world

(via ryan-haywire)

vireonovae-archive:

"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”

thAT

sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???

scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………

eASSYYY??!!!!????

(via mogarj0nes)

skeletontitties:

being aro but not ace doesnt make u shallow!

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